Brass players know the truth—Spit Happens! Whether you're mid-gig, mid-rehearsal, or just mid-sentence explaining why your floor is suddenly a hazard zone, this shirt says it all. Designed for musicians who embrace the mess with humor, this tee is perfect for trumpeters, trombonists, and anyone who's ever emptied a spit valve with pride. Play loud, drain often, and wear it like a badge of honor—because when you’re a brass player, Spit Happens! This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US T-shirt design by Charlie Porter Illustration by Tessa Porter ©2025 Porter House Press This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!